Soul of the party (one-shot)
Mar. 17th, 2009 06:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bowl_of_glowAuthor’s note: Alright, I had to write this. Birthdays can be fun! ;)
Just another silly piece... J&E are going to a party. Not canon, so just a couple in our modern days I guess! Again, just dialogue (---> less things to write... I’m lazy...! Lol).
Guess what, the mistakes are mine (damn it. I know they’re there. But they always manage to hide from me!)
Soul of the party
“Come on, Ennis...”
“I said no, Jack. No fucking way.”
“Oh, please... I already told her you would do it. It’s her birthday party, she asked for it so nicely!”
“Well, that’s your problem. Maybe next time you’re gonna think before talking.”
“Ennis...”
“Said I’m not going to put on that costume.”
“God, it’s not even a costume. Just a shirt, and a hat... and these boots...”
“Why can’t you do it, then? Why me?”
“She asked for you. Specifically.”
“And since you’re such a charitable soul, you said yes.”
“Pretty much.”
“Without asking me first?”
“Thought you would be ok with this.”
“For Christ’s sake Jack, I’m not going to dress up as a fucking cowboy stripper!”
“God, Ennis, not a stripper! Nobody is gonna ask you to strip off your clothing! You should just... dance around a little, that’s it...”
“I can’t believe it.”
“Come on. Do it for her... and for me too...”
“Jeez. In front of all those people?”
“Don’t worry, not so much people at the party. I asked. Nobody we could feel uncomfortable with afterwards, anyway.”
“We? Me, you mean.”
“Whatever.”
“Jack...”
“Aww, come on...”
*sigh*
“I must have done something real bad in my previous life to deserve this now.”
*another sigh*
“Oh, stop it.”
“Stop doing what?”
“You know damned well what. Those fucking puppy dog eyes.”
“Ain’t doing nothing, bud.”
“How come you’re always able to make me do things I hate doing?”
“You love me too much to say no to me. That, and my irresistible charm, of course.” *giggle* “Alright, put this on...”
*shaking his head*
“I can’t believe I’m doing this...”
...after the party... On the way home.
“Wow. I can’t believe you did it.”
“Me neither.” *groan* “Guess I’m gonna regret this tomorrow morning.”
“And you even sang a song to her. How sweet.”
“How drunk, you mean.”
“Well, she said she liked it, didn’t she?”
“’Cause she wasn’t too much sober, either.”
“She wasn’t that drunk.”
*silence*
“Alright, she was... But trust me, drunk or sober, you were so funny to watch...”
“Can we please not talk about this... please? Not ever again.”
“And I liked that little dance you did, all dressed up like a cowboy...”
“Jack...”
“You were so sexy, moving your hips like that...”
*pause*
“You liked it, uh?”
“I fucking loved it.”
“Mmm. I may want to keep this costume on when we get home.”
“That’s so?”
“And if you’re lucky I could also do that sexy dance again for you. The dirtier version.”
“You naughty boy. Who are you, and what did you do to my Ennis?”
“He’s too drunk to talk straight right now.”
*laugh*
“You just did a gay joke, del Mar?”
“Of course I didn’t. You must be pretty drunk, too. Now shut up and drive. If you’re good enough, I could even let you ride me tonight.”
*chuckle* “You know what? If that’s my reward... I think we should really start going to these parties more often...”
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
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Happy Bday again, dear Tam! ;)
And if you’re still there friends, thanks for reading, as always.
*lots of hugs*
B.
Just another silly piece... J&E are going to a party. Not canon, so just a couple in our modern days I guess! Again, just dialogue (---> less things to write... I’m lazy...! Lol).
Guess what, the mistakes are mine (damn it. I know they’re there. But they always manage to hide from me!)
Soul of the party
“Come on, Ennis...”
“I said no, Jack. No fucking way.”
“Oh, please... I already told her you would do it. It’s her birthday party, she asked for it so nicely!”
“Well, that’s your problem. Maybe next time you’re gonna think before talking.”
“Ennis...”
“Said I’m not going to put on that costume.”
“God, it’s not even a costume. Just a shirt, and a hat... and these boots...”
“Why can’t you do it, then? Why me?”
“She asked for you. Specifically.”
“And since you’re such a charitable soul, you said yes.”
“Pretty much.”
“Without asking me first?”
“Thought you would be ok with this.”
“For Christ’s sake Jack, I’m not going to dress up as a fucking cowboy stripper!”
“God, Ennis, not a stripper! Nobody is gonna ask you to strip off your clothing! You should just... dance around a little, that’s it...”
“I can’t believe it.”
“Come on. Do it for her... and for me too...”
“Jeez. In front of all those people?”
“Don’t worry, not so much people at the party. I asked. Nobody we could feel uncomfortable with afterwards, anyway.”
“We? Me, you mean.”
“Whatever.”
“Jack...”
“Aww, come on...”
*sigh*
“I must have done something real bad in my previous life to deserve this now.”
*another sigh*
“Oh, stop it.”
“Stop doing what?”
“You know damned well what. Those fucking puppy dog eyes.”
“Ain’t doing nothing, bud.”
“How come you’re always able to make me do things I hate doing?”
“You love me too much to say no to me. That, and my irresistible charm, of course.” *giggle* “Alright, put this on...”
*shaking his head*
“I can’t believe I’m doing this...”
...after the party... On the way home.
“Wow. I can’t believe you did it.”
“Me neither.” *groan* “Guess I’m gonna regret this tomorrow morning.”
“And you even sang a song to her. How sweet.”
“How drunk, you mean.”
“Well, she said she liked it, didn’t she?”
“’Cause she wasn’t too much sober, either.”
“She wasn’t that drunk.”
*silence*
“Alright, she was... But trust me, drunk or sober, you were so funny to watch...”
“Can we please not talk about this... please? Not ever again.”
“And I liked that little dance you did, all dressed up like a cowboy...”
“Jack...”
“You were so sexy, moving your hips like that...”
*pause*
“You liked it, uh?”
“I fucking loved it.”
“Mmm. I may want to keep this costume on when we get home.”
“That’s so?”
“And if you’re lucky I could also do that sexy dance again for you. The dirtier version.”
“You naughty boy. Who are you, and what did you do to my Ennis?”
“He’s too drunk to talk straight right now.”
*laugh*
“You just did a gay joke, del Mar?”
“Of course I didn’t. You must be pretty drunk, too. Now shut up and drive. If you’re good enough, I could even let you ride me tonight.”
*chuckle* “You know what? If that’s my reward... I think we should really start going to these parties more often...”
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Happy Bday again, dear Tam! ;)
And if you’re still there friends, thanks for reading, as always.
*lots of hugs*
B.
